Must love dogs...

Wanted: companionship and someone interested in taking orders from me

- preferably my size

- enjoys rough-housing, my toys and saliva

- ability to make funny sounds (aka - bark)

- could possibly eat my face off, but won't; even when I poke your eyes, tug on your tail or step on your paw

A secret? I love secrets....

That was a good one; man this b*tch is funny!

You're just so cute, I could squeeze your cheeks.

This is fun; please don't eat my hand.

A new version of a pedicure...

Nice to meet you Suki, my name is Ryan.

I will bow to you as you are the queen of all dogs.

Let's get to first base. Pucker up.

I think she's really into me!

*this adorable pup is our friend Mark & Nicole's dog Suki -- Ryan and Suki formed a long-lasting friendship while we were in Denver a few weekends ago. Suki's sister Molly was not as big a fan of Ryan as Suki, so we apologize for Molly's absence in the photo spread.