Thursday, April 22, 2010

Potty humor

Oh Ryan, you and your 'tricks'.

Ryan has added taking her diaper off and peeing wherever she may be to her repertoire of skills. A few times last week we got her up from her nap or from sleep only to find her crying "poo-poo" and sitting in a puddle of urine. Thankfully, she has yet to deliver any actual poo-poo. She really brought it up a notch when she started trying to take her diaper off in broad daylight -- kitchen, family room, etc..... Potty training is still a bit in the future as she is scared sh*tless of the toilet and considers her baby toilet a toy, although she loves to point out the potty and help gather the toilet paper. We did wise up and she now only sleeps in onesies with her pajama bottoms.

I caught her in action yesterday, thankfully before she had time to water the floor:
It starts with a slow, nonchalant move for the pants

Followed by an attempt to step out of her drawers
Thankfully mom stopped this one before it went too far, but if she fails to get the pants all the way off, no need to worry, she just whips the diaper right out from under herself.

Talent. True talent.

2 comments:

Amanda said...

Oh Ryan. She certainly is a little personality, isn't she!? Funny... but I bet you and Grant think not so much!

ann malone said...

That made me wet my pants!