The Curious Case of Ryan Stiff

A little over 2 years and the girl is 2010 version of Macauly Culkin in Uncle Buck:
Where do you live?  In the city 
You have a house ?  Appartment 
Own or rent ?  I rent 
What do you do for a living?  Lotsa thinngs
Where's your office ?  Don't have one
Howcome ?  Don't need one 
You have a wife ? No 
Howcome ?  It's a long story 
You have kids? No 
Howcome ? It's an even longer story 
Are you my dad's brother? What's your record for consecutive questions ?  38
I'm your dad's brother alright
You have much more hair on your nose than my dad --- How nice of you to notice  
I'm a kid :That's my job

Perhaps not to that extent (yet) but Ms. Ryan will ask you "what are you doing?" "what's that" "who's that" "why"...you get the picture.