All we want for Christmas is for mom to have a kick-a*s kitchen. Enough of this white appliance bs. All the other kids have stainless steel and we feel they are generally happier in life than we are. Also, knocking down a few walls and adding an island would be a nice bonus, perhaps a stocking stuffer if you will.
We promise to be good all year!
Love,
Ryan & Reese
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Studies show that children who grow up in homes with stainless steel appliances are 29% happier than their peers with non-stainless appliances, if only for the fact that handprints show really well on stainless, and you can really scratch the heck out of them with magnets and the like.
I think that same study also shows that granite countertops make you smarter. And in the past, Santa has suggested clean steel appliances to thwart those pesky toddler paw prints. I'm just hoping Santa remembers......
Granite does make you smarter. And popular. Mary Clare constantly pats our appliances and tells them "shankyou" for making her life so great.
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