I am 99% sure I will freak my freak when I meet you at the mall in a few days and my parents make me sit on your slightly creepy lap, for this, I apologize in advance. However, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you of what a good girl I have been these past 9 months on your land. I rarely fuss, I'm a happy baby (although not as happy as I could be if mom had the stainless steel appliances), I am an amazing eater (much like yourself), I love love LOVE my sister (and hey, we all know she's not the easiest to get along with sometimes), and hell, I even slept in until 7am today! Therefore, I don't feel it's entirely inappropriate for me to ask you directly for the one and only gift I really, really, really want this Christmas......
Scotch Tape. My very own roll please, and perhaps even a fancy dispenser if you feel so inclined.
Love you,
Reesers
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